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Southern 10 Commandments



 
1.  Y'all shalt always remember your manners.

2.  Y'all shalt make no fuss over yourself.

3.  Y'all shalt not sass your mama.

4.  Y'all shalt always wonder what your daddy would think.

5.  Y'all shalt always talk the way you grow'ed up.

6.  Y'all shalt tell no whoppers unless you are in a situation where you 
are expected to.

7.  Y'all shalt demonstrate your great faith by the way you drive.

8.  Y'all shalt always clean your plate.

9.  Y'all shalt hold kinfolk in high regard, regardless of what you really
think of 'em.

10. Y'all shalt always remember where you come from.

                    Submitted by: Whattadeal @ aol.com

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