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Sent: Sunday, May 23, 1999 5:59 PM
Subject: Win 98 source code (humor)

This explains a few things.  fwd to anyone you're having a hard time
convincing of the merits of NT.

    /*  Source Code to Windows 98   */

           #include "win31.h"
           #include "win95.h"
           #include "evenmore.h"
           #include "oldstuff.h"
           #include "billrulz.h"
           #include "monopoly.h"
           #define INSTALL = HARD

           char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
           void main()
           {
               while(!CRASHED)
               {
                   display_copyright_message();
                   display_bill_rules_message();
                   do_nothing_loop();
                   if (first_time_installation)
                   {
                       make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
                       search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
                       disable_Netscape();
                       disable_RealPlayer();
                       disable_Corel_Products();
                       hang_system();
                   }

                   write_something(anything);
                   display_copyright_message();
                   do_nothing_loop();
                   do_some_stuff();

                   if (still_not_crashed)
                  {
                       display_copyright_message();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       basically_run_windows_3.1();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                       do_nothing_loop();
                   }
               }

               if (detect_cache())
                   disable_cache();

               if (fast_cpu())
               {
                    set_wait_states(lots);
                    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
                    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
                    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
              }

              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
              /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
              printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
              if (system_ok())
                  crash(to_dos_prompt)
              else
                  system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
              while(something)

              {
                  sleep(5);
                  get_user_input();
                  sleep(5);
                  act_on_user_input();
                  sleep(5);
              }
              create_general_protection_fault();
          }
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